Protesters are making noise outdoors of postmaster common’s residence

Posted On Aug 19, 2020 By admin With Comments Off

Who ever foresaw the postmaster general would become a lightning rod of dispute? I ever envisioned him be standing feeing Pepperidge Farm cookies and budding through the Old Farmer’s Almanac to find out when he should plant his heirloom tomatoes. And if DeJoy were outlining a wage to do that I disbelieve anyone would care. But he’s ruining a beloved authority work while, almost certainly, attempting to swing the November election to the Angel of Death. And that can’t happen.

Normally I wouldn’t condone indicating up at someone’s house early in the morning and making this kind of ruckus, but when that person is trying to kneecap the Postal Service and ratfuck the election–hey, it’s the least we can do.

Things I never envisaged I’d see, loudnes 1,303: Rallies outside of the Postmaster General’s home this morning pic.twitter.com/ nUc7ErR 6hk

— Brian Stelter (@ brianstelter) August 15, 2020

Protesters say they are outside Postmaster General Louis DeJoy’s apartment building to protest his damaging leadership ahead of mass mail-in voting in the 2020 presidential election. @wusa9 pic.twitter.com/ i2RXEESefO

— Kolbie Satterfield (@ KolbieReports) August 15, 2020

Louis DeJoy, who looks a lot like an early artist’s rendition of Grima Wormtongue from the Lord of the Rings trilogy, is fucking up the Post Office–most likely at the behest of Donald Trump, who has already admitted that he’s standing in the way of post office funding so that Americans’ mail-in ballots, which in Trump’s febrile, hamster-wheel of a chief are somehow little legitimate than his own mail-in ballot, can’t be handled in the numbers they need to be during a deadly pandemic.

“Now they need that coin in order to make the post office work, so it can take all of these millions and millions of ballots, ” Trump recent told Fox Business Network’s Maria Bartiromo. “But if they don’t get those two items, that means you can’t have universal mail-in voting, because they’re not equipped to have it.”

And now the Postal services is removing mail-sorting machines from treating facilities for some strange self-evident rationalization.

So, yeah, spoiling a corrupted alien’s Saturday morning is the least we can do.

Please proceed , loud people.

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