A Love Letter to My Curmudgeonly Big Brother

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Angelos

My older brother wanted to stop our four-day, 28 -mile hiking trip after a mile and a half. He said his hoofs hurt.

“You’ll feel better when we get to the lake, ” I said. “It’s time an easy mile or so.”

It was two miles, all uphill.

“I won’t feel better, ” Don said. “I don’t foresee I’ll ever feel better.”

We stood in a shadowy clearing, surrounded by moss-covered subalpine fir trees and the twittering, rustling, and sorrowing woodland audios that I had hoped might have been the soundtrack to a fraternal late-midlife adventure. Don looked at the floor. I shoveled a handful of road mix into my lip. My feet hurt, extremely. I worried that this trip might have been a huge mistake.

Don was 64, recently divorced after 24 years, recently retired from a long career as a rule collaborator and CEO. His only child had graduated college two years earlier and moved 2,500 miles away, and Don was spending a lot of time in his four-bedroom house in Portland, Oregon, alone, lonely, harassed by shoulder agony and acid reflux, and profoundly committed to what he was certain was a acceptable existence policy, namely, “I really need to get used to the idea that I’m closer to death and the world is meaningless and there’s a good chance I’ll never found nothing worthwhile to do.”

Slightly frightened, anxious to help, and always up for a journey in the outdoors, I had broached the idea of a hiking vacation together. I was 62, single, childless, technically unemployed( I’m a novelist ), leasing a studio apartment in New York City, and suffering from recurrent gout. While generally resistant to the idea that a toasted marshmallow could change anything profound in anyone’s life, I was still desperate to believe that it might.

I told Don on the telephone that the hike would cement our brotherly bonds and reconnect us to the wilderness where we had spent significant dollops of our young adulthoods. I told him we might find something like peace in alpine meadows and under starry skies. I told him the errand could be life changing, that it would provide us both a much needed reset.

“No thanks, ” he said. Don had never been one for big-hearted speeches.

“Why not? ”

“What’s the quality? ”

“Fun? Exercise? Living in the moment? Leaving our convenience zones? Getting some clarity and perspective? Rediscovering purpose and connection? ” I’m a talker.

“Spare me the inner-life mumbo jumbo, ” he said. “You have the luxury of dabbling in that stuff, since you haven’t had a real job in decades.”

I prompted myself that Don was in a light home, that he needed my subsidize.

“You love hiking, ” I told him. “You ever adoration hiking.”

“I can’t hike. My Achilles tendon won’t allow it. I’ll never be able to hike again.”

“Don, you can hike. Take an Advil. You hike every day when “youre walking” to the coffee shop.”

“That’s not hiking, that’s walking.”

“So when we’re on the route, impersonate like you’re be present at the coffee shop.”

“At least at the coffee shop someone realise me coffee.”

Three months later, I flew west, and we drove four hours south and east until we arrived at the Middle Rosary Lake Trailhead, smack in the middle of Deschutes National Forest on the east side of the Cascades. It was August 9, 2 P.M. At 3 P.M ., “were having” plastered a mile and a half. That’s when Don announced that his feet hurt.

Don (left) and Steve on a backpacking trip in Maroon Bells, Colorado, で 1980 Don( left) and Steve on a backpacking jaunt in Maroon Bells, Colorado, で 1980( Photo: Courtesy Steve Friedman)

We shared a bedroom until “were just” six and eight years old. Don mustered cliffs. I hoarded seashells. Angelo the barber presented Don a crew cut on the third Saturday of every month. I boasted a Princeton. Don worked hard. I experimented well. Don was tall, with slim trendies and broad-minded shoulders, and he acquired every 60 -yard dash and pull-up competition in grade school. I had to wear husky gasps. Don wasted his allowance on comic books featuring Superman and Batman, champs of right who, like Don, remained their own counsel. I was more partial to the Silver Surfer, the conflicted and somewhat blabbermouthed guard of earth, who said things like, “My fate is of little result … if it can save the world that gave me birth! ” When annoyed or stymied, Don stewed, planned, and then acted( often, it seemed, against me ). I tended to cry, routinely and loudly.

When I was 11 and my mother, for the third year in a row, couldn’t locate the present I had bought for her birthday( a talent stimulated after one night I assume witness on television to the gadget’s incredible slicing and dicing abilities ), Don plucked me aside after a journey to Angelo’s, and he laid an already muscled forearm across my naked, flabby, soft, そして, as I remember, somewhat quivering neck. “Steve, ” he said, “do you really guess mommy is losing all those Veg-O-Matics? ”

“Wow, ” I declared. “Amazing! ”

Don grunted.

We stood upon the edge of a shining green gem of a lake( appointed, coincidentally enough, Green Lake ). It was day two, そして “were having” descended about 1,000 feet and covered four miles, moving alongside Fall Creek, past cascades, into and out of dense groves of red pine carpeted with clover. The fact that Don had not spoken for the past hour wasn’t exceptional, but combined with the “closer to death and the world is meaningless” stuff, it unsettled me some. I had mentioned to Don more than formerly that perhaps his perspective was clouded, by retirement, by divorce, and that maybe with time he would check things more clearly. Maybe, he countenanced, but probably not. He disbelieved he would ever find love. He suspicious that lucrative, fulfilling task was out of reach forever. And really, weren’t those who had located cherish and quenching employment fated to lose both?

“How about a speedy dip? ” I said. When I worried about Don, which I often did, I recommended things he might do to feel better. Over the past few decades, I has been proposed that he understand a healer, consider the latest emotional-retreat weekend workshop I has only attended, and/ or “ve been thinking about” attaching a Kundalini yoga practice that took place in a salt cave. I had examined good things about salt caves.

“You go ahead, ” he said. “I’m going to take a pass on the hypothermia.” When Don worried about me, which frequently, he indicated I were married and settle down or at least stick with a regular sweetheart or, if I couldn’t control it, that I maintain a semi-regular writing schedule or, if that was too much, that I at least make an attempt to get out of berthed before 10 A.M. more often.

Also, that I might “reroute some of the money you’re spending on your inner child into a SEP-IRA.”

We stood at the lake’s edge. The water sipped.

“You should taken away from your boots and soak your paw, ” I said. “It will praise you up and utter our return hike go faster.” I divested, dove in.

Don gradually hunker, stay the ring and middle digits of his left hand into the water, use his right hand to shadow his eyes as he studied the horizon, still bright and blue.

He gazed at something merely he could see. “The return hike is soon to be the return hike, ” he said. “Four miles, at least two hours. Unless someone precipitates. Harder on the knees, going downhill. Spate of clay. And tomorrow’s hike is going to be longer and steeper. But enjoy the dive. I see I’ll conserve my energy.”

Don showed me that by impounding my pillow next to the air conditioner on summer nights, then running back to bed with it, I could save my ability cool. He learnt me that when Wolf, the neighborhood German shepherd, pranced on me, I should knee him in the dresser and glower. Over the years, he has instructed me before work interviews, examined contracts, counseled me through professional displeasures and breakups, defined me up on dates, and reached sure I wasn’t alone on holidays. When our younger sister, at the time living by herself and heightening a three-year-old and an infant, told me that she was having trouble getting out of berthed and was crying for hours every day, I told Ann that she should let go of her feeling and cuddle gratitude and glee. I told Don about our exchange, and the next morning he flew to Colorado, packed her crates and those of her two children, flew them all back to Oregon with him, and then, with his wife at the time, cooked for Ann and the children, babysat, and generally wet-nurse her back to health.

He favors button-down shirts and lace-up shoes and travels with his own pillows, plural, because “better to carry a little extra than to be surprised.” He listens to albums on his turntable, speaks the book explanation of The New York Times, watches system word, naps every day at precisely 4 P.M ., and has made some sturdy and clearly defined personal borderlines, especially when it is necessary to our mom. For his 60 th birthday, he hosted a small gathering, to which he invited Mom. When she asked if there would be cake, he responded with the affirmative. When she asked what flavor it would be, he asked why she needed to know.

I like hoodies and Hawaiian shirts, have occasionally lied about my senility on dating locates, and have, in the past ten years, motivated by infomercials, obtained bullshit digits that ignite up when triggered with mystery buttons, a Bowflex Xtreme 2, and something called the Owl Optical Wallet Light, which contained a magnifying glass and a speak daylight. Actually, I bought two of those. I answer any and all questions from my mother, then is working with my rage and guilt by eating Entenmann’s Devil’s Food Crumb Donuts and Ben& Jerry’s Chubby Hubby ice cream until I am sick.

For years, Don had been telling family members that they needn’t give him offerings on holidays or for his birthday, but if they felt obligated, they should only shop from a register he administered, and that first we should check with each other to avoid duplication. I has been determined that his energetic efforts to control the world disguised a appalling interior sense of chaos, and that a startle might psychically jolt him into a more relaxed, happier district. So one wintertime breach, I carried residence from college and presented to Don a 13 -pound genuine “country-cured Boone County Ham, ” along with printed instructions for scraping off the ham’s mold with a rigid brushing, showering it, then soaking it in cold water for 12 に 24 hours before bake. He read the instructions, then looked at me. “Are you fucking kidding me? ” he said.

Don (left) and Steve hiking near Point Reyes, California, で 1977 Don( left) and Steve hiking near Point Reyes, California, で 1977( Photo: Courtesy Steve Friedman)

Day three, and I have accepted the impossibility of either of us locating conciliation by eating toasted marshmallows. There have been and will be no toasted marshmallows, because after discovering that the only campsite available on our first night sat next to a dumpster, we has been determined that, for the remainder of the trip, we could bond just fine without sleeping on the soil or having to urinate outside. So we’ve been sleeping in lodges and compartments the past two nights.

We have been watching downloaded movies, discussing ourselves to hotcakes and scrambled eggs in the morning, and spend most of our daylight hours hiking. Today, climbing through a dense hemlock wood, we have been discussing knee pain, shoulder anguish, desire, divorce, cortisone, our mothers, physical therapy, Don’s child, our sister’s children, our childhoods, yoga, and real estate properties. I have been doing most of the discussing.

Just as I was weighing the relative probabilities and benefits of therapy under the influence of psilocybin, we popped out of the forest and onto a rocky, roughly lunar plateau. Jutting up along the compas were the granite, snow-veined South Sister and Broken Top Mountains. Between them and us, though we couldn’t see it, organize Moraine Lake, which a website I’d checked announced one of the most beautiful mountain lakes in the area.

“It musics incredible, ” I said.

Don consulted his map, cross-checked with his compass. “It ever voices incredible on an internet site, ” he said.

He has never balk from straight talk or hard truths. The supermodel sweetheart a young cousin once brought to a family wedding? “Super skinny is more like it, ” Don said. The newest four-star Manhattan restaurant where we celebrated a birthday together? “Noisy. And overpriced.” The three-story, five-bedroom Florida house we snagged one Thanksgiving? “Have you been monitoring red-tide tiers? ”

When we obligated it to the lake, I immediately began disrobing. Don consulted his watch, the planned, the sky, his watch again, the compass, then the lagoon. I strolled in, up to my knees.

“C’mon! ” I said. “It’s great.”

He studied the sky again.

“What are you doing? ”

“Thinking.”

Ten years earlier, when Don was a CEO, the chairman of the board’s secretary told Don on a Monday that he needed to be in the chairman’s office that Friday at 4 P.M. for a private one-on-one join. Don told me it could only mean one thing: he was going to be fired. I told Don he had been sure he was going to be fired many times before, that he would be happier if he spent less epoch obsessing and more occasion focusing on the present. その代わり, Don wasted the next week imagining all the blunders he might have committed in his tenure and scribbled down explanations for each. He likewise worked on an elaborate, technical, and airtight legal document that, if necessary, he would present to the chairman, challenging a two-year severance package, with inventory options. Merely in case.

When Friday arrived, the chairman said he wanted to discuss the company’s annual anniversary occasion. That was it.

I studied all the time my brother has wasted planning for devastations that don’t happen.

“Did you learn anything from that event? ” I “ve asked” Don.

“Yeah, ” he said. “It pays to be prepared.”

Stories about mental illness and growing aged can be amusing, even funny, peculiarly before you or someone you know abides either. So this might be a good place to mention that, about two years before our hike, physicians had diagnosed and start considering Don for dimple. Until then, for the most part, I had ended his periodic grouchiness, frequent despair, general dismissiveness( especially toward me ), and ever vigilant posture toward the world as merely elements of his personality.

Then again, until I had been diagnosed and addressed for feeling myself, a few years before Don, I had considered my dreamy hurdles, binge munching, overeat sleeping, orgy crying, and orgy Veg-O-Matic and Owl Wallet Light obtaining as elements of my quality. But couldn’t we reform? Our hike in the timbers coincided with a item in our lives when we were trying to ascertain exactly which of our not entirely welcome behavioral motifs might be malleable and subject to our best desires and which ones we were simply fated to endure. In other words, our hike happened right around the time we were getting ready for Medicare.

Don (left) and Steve during their hiking trip in Oregon’s Deschutes National Forest Don( left) and Steve during their hiking trip in Oregon’s Deschutes National Forest( Photo: Courtesy Steve Friedman)

Pudgy gray clouds scud across a sky so blue-blooded it glances depicted. Pine trees above us quiver in the soft breeze, while the deep, clear Metolius River flows below. Today, our last hike, is a gentle five-miler, flat, mostly shaded.

It’s a narrow-minded footpath, and Don strolls onward. The puff picks up.

“Hey, Don, ” I say, “thanks for teaching me how to handle Wolf the dog and depicting me the cooling-the-pillow trick.”

“Uh-huh, ” he says.

Across the river, clear spray rushes from a spring, turning the meandering stream to churning whitewater. We enter a wind canyon, bordered by old-growth ponderosa pine. Clutches of goslings paddle next to us. Knots of shining yellowish tanagers hop-skip in the shrubs rowing the banks.

“And I increase your burst the news about the Veg-O-Matics to me, ” I say, “even if it hurt my feelings at the time.”

Don mutters.

We have two miles to stay in our tour. I wonder if they’ll be done in silence.

“I should have continued the Hanukkah ham, ” Don says.

“Huh? ”

“I only couldn’t get past the mildew. I can see now that it was a mistake. You wanted to surprise me, and you thought it would help me. I appreciate that now.”

I feel something dislodge in my dresser. I don’t know what to say. So I said today I have been saying for the past 55 years or so.

“My fate is of little cause … if it can save the world that gave me birth! ”

I can sounds Don sigh, even over high winds.

“Right, Steve” he says. “Of course.”

We’ll survive the hike to the trailhead, the drive back to Portland, the unpacking. We’ll exist clas vacations. We’ll exist home theatre.( Don will tell me that if I write about our trip-up, “Please quote me as saying the tale will be incomplete and predominantly true.”) We’ll survive the next two years, a age when Don will match a woman, and they will move in together, create chickens, and weed a garlic patch. He will see his son in Brooklyn many times, and in Portland he’ll join a lawyers’ support group, and when another man in the group says that he has been knowledge crippling desperation and paralyzing distres and has decided that in order to improve, he needed to imagine the future he hoped for and pray to a power greater than himself, Don will invite, without meaning to be funny or mean, “Just in case, do you have a plan B? ”

He will contribute a sizzling soap to precede his daily snooze, and profess arranges on the boards of three Portland nonprofits: one that helps adults suffering from mental illness, another suffice homeless teenager, and a third dedicated to preserving the Columbia Gorge. As a voluntary, he’ll make the adults on hikes and the teenagers to a boxing gym owned by a boy he has helped with legal issues over the years. He knows where to find implying and intent but will continue to worry. I will continue to assure him that everything will be OK, to which he will invariably reply, “Sure, unless it won’t.”

I will cut back on the Chubby Hubby and the Devil’s Food Crumb Donuts. I will save enough coin to rent a cabin in the timbers for a few months in the summer, where I will host my mother, sister, and nephew for 2 週間. I will deprive myself of all but three Hawaiian shirts, as well as toss the Bowflex Xtreme2 and both Owl Optical Wallet Lights. I will make the seven specifies of Lightup Magic Thumbs from their special casket on my bookshelf only on special instances.

Except for a determined of Perfect Pushup Rotating Handles, who the hell is, after all, state associated, I will cease infomercial-inspired shopping.

But all that occurs last-minute. At the moment, there is only the two of us, and the footpath, and the wind, and the scudding clouds, and bright blue sky. Friend. I stop, tilt my face to the warming sun.

“A perfect end to a perfect expedition, ” I say.

Don stops, more, hoists his face to the exact same sunbathe. The flow, deep and cold, upsurges past. He shadows his eyes, He studies the sky.

“True, ” he says. “Even if it rains.”