The Road Rage Coloring Book: Color Away Your Frustration and Leave Memos on the Windshields of Shitty Drivers

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Do you ever feel like screaming obscenities at certain drivers when you’re on the road? I mean, I wonder sometimes… are they waiting for a particular shade of green? Have they run out of blinker fluid? (Did they really just f*cking beep at me!)

From the bestselling creator of F*ck Off, I’m Coloring! E Memos to Shitty People, comes the world’s first Road Rage Coloring Book. Featuring over 40 hilarious coloring pages, each one with a special memo to shitty drivers, including phrases such as:

• Stop signs aren’t optional, douche canoe!
• Calm your tits, and stay in your lane!
• Turn signals are not f*cking decoration
• Fiddling f*ck, would you just drive!
• Any closer and we’re going to need a condom…
• My dog drives better than you.
• The horn blows, does the driver?

Suffice it to say, you’ll be having plenty of laughs as you color in these 42 irreverent pages, each one filled with beautiful doodle designs to calm your road-induced frustration.

Oh, and should you happen to surreptitiously leave a page or two on someone’s windshield?

I won’t tell. Promise!

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