Past J. Lo: Rating Each Jennifer Lopez Film




Actress, dancer, singer, and producer Jennifer Lopez, a Hollywood mainstay for nearly three decades, does it all. She first came to prominence as one of the Fly Girl dancers from the show In Living Color. Since then, she’s racked up a substantial resume of albums and movies, including documentaries. She’s enjoyed several big hits, but she’s had many more misses. 

 

For a comprehensive look, check out this roundup of every Jennifer Lopez movie, ranked by order of quality.

1. Selena (1997)

Selena, Jennifer Lopez
Image Credit: Warner Bros.

Lopez was rightfully nominated for a Golden Globe for her portrayal of the slain Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla-Pérez. The movie begins with Selena’s early start singing with her family as a child. Lopez takes over to portray the adult Selena through her meteoric rise to her tragic murder at the hands of someone she trusted. 

2. Hustlers (2019)

Hustlers, Jennifer Lopez
Image Credit: STXfilms.

Garnering her second Golden Globe nomination for her on-screen performance, Lopez also produced the movie. She plays Ramona Vega, an experienced exotic dancer who trains younger dancers to steal money from their customers by drugging them and running up their credit cards. This Jennifer Lopez movie shows off the actress’ dance skills, and presents a different worldliness than she’d shown off on screen before.

3. The Latin Explosion: A New America (2015)

The Latin Explosion: A New America (2015)
Image Credit: HBO.
After becoming a prominent actress, Jennifer Lopez began singing, releasing several hit albums such as On the 6 (1999) and J.Lo. (2001). Recording her music likely inspired her to develop and create this fascinating documentary about the different genres of Latino music, its influence, and its significant place in American culture. It’s a wonderful tribute to the Latin musicians preceding her. 

4. The Cell (2000)

The Cell (2000)
Image Credit: New Line Cinema.

 

Child psychologist Catherine Deane specializes in entering the subconscious mind of an unconscious child. But when she’s asked to enter the mind of a mentally ill, comatose serial killer, she becomes convinced that his twisted world is real. The solid acting and stunning visuals make this one of the better Jennifer Lopez movies.

5. Enough (2002)

Slim Hiller prepping for a fight in Enough (2002)
Image Credit: Columbia Pictures.

Jennifer Lopez plays against type in the form of a wife and mom unhappily married to a man who sadistically threatens and abuses her. After a few failed attempts to get herself and her daughter away from him, she manages to escape, only to have him track her down and menace anyone daring to help her. She eventually gathers the strength to defend herself and her daughter, stopping him for good.

 

The movie doesn’t add up to much more than a knockoff of Sleeping With the Enemy (1991), but it’s satisfying seeing her husband get his comeuppance. 

6. Shall We Dance? (2004)

Jennifer Lopez in Shall We Dance (2004)
Image Credit: Miramax Films.

Richard Gere and Susan Sarandon star with Jennifer Lopez in one of the rare films where she not only doesn’t look for a husband but also has no interest in meeting anyone except a new dance partner.

 

Lopez plays Paulina, a studio dancer Richard Gere’s John Clark becomes infatuated with, despite his happy marriage to Beverly, played by Susan Sarandon. Clark begins dancing lessons, soon falling in love with his new hobby. While it showcased Lopez’s dancing abilities, Shall We Dance didn’t capture the magic of the Japanese original from 1996.

7. Out of Sight (1998)

Out of Sight
Image Credit: Universal Pictures.
U.S. Marshal Karen Sisco has a complicated relationship with Jack Foley, a bank robber and prison escapee, compromising her professionally. The fact that two incredibly attractive people (Lopez plays Sisco to George Clooney‘s Foley) only makes the picture more entertaining, if not totally believable. They have palpable chemistry, which helps elevate the movie. 

8. Angel Eyes (2001)

Jennifer Lopez and Jim Caviezel in Angel Eyes (2001)
Image Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures.

A police officer rescued from a certain death by an enigmatic stranger becomes involved with him. As they get to know each other, Sharon realizes they have a shared traumatic experience in their past that threatens to get in the way of their budding relationship. The story gets weighed down by unnecessary melodrama that doesn’t quite pay off.

9. Bordertown (2007)

Jennifer Lopez in Bordertown (2007)
Image Credit: THINKFilm and Capitol Films.

Real life and Hollywood fiction come together in this harrowing drama about the number of women murdered in Mexico’s Ciudad Juárez.

 

A reporter, Lauren Adrian, whose editor sends her on assignment to Mexico to investigate the murders of women working at a factory making products sold in America. Lauren risks her own life going undercover to try and expose the people responsible for the murders.

 

Bordertown attempts to make a political statement about the unfair treatment of Mexican workers but misses the mark with an ambiguous, unsatisfying ending. 

10. Monster-in-Law (2005)

Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda, and Michael Vartan in Monster-in-Law (2005)
Image Credit: New Line Cinema and Warner Bros Pictures.

A boring script combined with the played-out stereotype of a mother-in-law trying to control her son makes for a dreadful, dull movie.

 

Of course, Jennifer Lopez plays Charlie, the bride-to-be, who’s put in an adversarial position against Jane Fonda as her future mother-in-law so she can get her man, a doctor named Kevin. Monster-in-Law marks the first motion picture featuring Fonda in years. Too bad the movie wastes both Fonda and Lopez’s talents. 

11. Maid in Manhattan (2002)

Jennifer Lopez and Marissa Matrone in Maid in Manhattan (2002)
Image Credit: Columbia/TriStar.
A surprise hit with Lopez opposite Ralph Fiennes puts a slight spin on a rom-com with a case of mistaken identity centering the plot this time. Lopez’s hotel maid character, Marisa, a single mom, falls in love with aspiring politician Chris, who mistakenly believes she’s a wealthy socialite.

 

It’s not an awful movie like Gigli, but like many Lopez films, it suffers from a bland script and a lack of chemistry between her and her leading men.





12. Anaconda (1997)

Anaconda
Image Credit: Sony Pictures Releasing.

A documentary film crew led by Terri Flores (Lopez) travels to the Amazon to obtain footage of a long-lost Indigenous tribe. Instead, they must contend with giant, man-eating anacondas and a treacherous snake hunter. The film didn’t earn any Oscar or Golden Globe nominations, but it’s still a campy, fun film to take in on a rainy or snowy day.

13. The Mother (2023)

Jennifer Lopez and Lucy Paez in The Mother (2023)
Image Credit: Netflix.

An ex-army operative, only known by the name The Mother, joins an FBI agent in a search for her kidnapped teenage daughter. It marks a nice departure from the usual rom-com she stars in.

 

In The Mother, she gets to flex her action-hero muscles, showing audiences she’s more than just an aspiring bride and that she can fight with the best of them, like she did in Enough.

14. The Back-up Plan (2010)

Jennifer Lopez and Michaela Watkins in The Back-up Plan (2010)
Image Credit: CBS Films Inc.

Falling back on her usual script formula of finding a husband, Lopez stars in this bland, unflavored oatmeal of a movie. This time, she portrays Zoe, who’s given up on love but wants a baby, so she plans to become a single mom via artificial insemination. Immediately after the procedure, she naturally meets a man and falls in love with him, and any viewer with half a brain can predict the rest.

15. Dance Again World Tour (2014)

Jennifer Lopez in Jennifer Lopez: Dance Again (2014)
Image Credit: HBO and HBO Latino.
Performing double duty as executive producer and performer, Dance Again World Tour follows J. Lo. during her first world tour, which kicked off in 2012 after a few false starts in previous years. In addition to her stage performances, viewers can get a peek into her offstage life. Fans of her music will appreciate this documentary the most.

16. An Unfinished Life (2005)

Jennifer Lopez and Robert Redford in An Unfinished Life (2005)
Image Credit: Miramax Films.

Jean Gilkyson and her daughter Griff show up unexpectedly at Elnar’s home, seeking a place to stay to get away from her abusive ex-boyfriend. Jean, married to Elnar’s son Griffin, who died years earlier in a car crash, meets her father-in-law for the first time.

 

When Elnar, who’s not the kindly older man Jean hoped for, finds out she drove the car when the crash occurred that killed his son, he asks her and his granddaughter to move out. They eventually reconcile, but again, Lopez finds a potential future husband by the film’s end. 

17. What to Expect When You’re Expecting (2012)

Jennifer Lopez in What to Expect When Youre Expecting (2012)
Image Credit: Lionsgate.

Inspired by the 1984 book of the same name, the movie has vignettes from the lives of four couples and their respective parenthood journeys. Lopez’s character, Holly, is married to Alex, and the couple can’t conceive a child. They decide to adopt a baby from Ethiopia, even though Alex hasn’t fully come to terms with his impending fatherhood. Hardly the most interesting of J. Lo.’s movies, it at least makes a sincere effort. 

18. The Wedding Planner (2001)

Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey in The Wedding Planner (2001)
Image Credit: Columbia Pictures.
Considering the number of times Mrs. Affleck has been engaged and married, her role as never-married wedding planner Mary Fiore seems almost ironic. This outing between Lopez and leading man Matthew McConaughey disappointed viewers with their lack of chemistry and the general dullness of the story. 

19. U Turn (1997)

Jennifer Lopez in U Turn (1997)
Image Credit: Sony Pictures Releasing.

In this poor attempt at neo-noir, Lopez portrays Grace McKenna, a mysterious woman traveling with her much older husband, who’s also her stepfather. The couple separately approaches a stranded drifter, asking him to kill the other for profit.

 

With a cast that includes Sean Penn, Joaquin Phoenix, Billy Bob Thornton, and Oliver Stone as director, U-Turn disappoints. 

20. Second Act (2018)

Jennifer Lopez, Alan Aisenberg, Charlyne Yi, and Annaleigh Ashford in Second Act (2018)
Image Credit: STXfilms.

Another movie with a script that defies belief, Second Act, tells the story of Maya, a middle-aged woman stuck in a dead-end job. Maya has little to no chance for advancement because she only has a GED.

 

With the help of her godson, she creates fake credentials for herself, including an Ivy League education. She pursues the corporate career she’s always wanted. Do these companies not do background checks in the digital age? 

21. Marry Me (2022)

Marry Me Jennifer Lopez
Image Credit: Universal Pictures.

J .Lo. produced and acted in this rom-com that not only poked fun at her own life but more or less matched her other rom-coms of the unlucky-in-love girl who gets her guy by the movie’s end. The theme starts to wear a bit thin with this unoriginal flick. She can and should expect better at this stage of her career.

22. Gigli (2003)

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck in Gigli (2003)
Image Credit: Sony Pictures Releasing.
In one of the worst movies ever, Lopez pairs up with then-fiance (now husband) Ben Affleck in this implausible plot about the two of them working for mobsters.

 

It’s such a ridiculously bad movie; it’s genuinely surprising that both of their careers rebounded from it. They’ve gone on to better things (thank goodness), including marriage, but Gigli will always stain their respective filmographies. 

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