{"id":329514,"date":"2026-01-05T17:46:04","date_gmt":"2026-01-05T22:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/deray-davis-jokes-thieves-who-stole-from-merch-table-got-him-for-100m"},"modified":"2026-01-05T17:46:06","modified_gmt":"2026-01-05T22:46:06","slug":"deray-davis-jokes-thieves-who-stole-from-merch-table-got-him-for-100m","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/deray-davis-jokes-thieves-who-stole-from-merch-table-got-him-for-100m","title":{"rendered":"DeRay Davis Jokes Thieves Who Stole From Merch Desk Obtained Him For $100M"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"\">\n<h2 class=\"article__header--headline-fragments\">\n             <span class=\"article__header--hf1 text-uppercase h3\">DeRay Davis<\/span><br \/>\n             <span class=\"article__header--hf2 text-uppercase h1\">Thieves Robbed My Merch Table&#8230;<\/span><br \/>\n             <span class=\"article__header--hf3 text-none h2\">Somebody Check My Exes&#8217; Locations!!!<\/span><br \/>\n           <\/h2>\n<p>    <!--\/.social-media-container--><\/p>\n<p>\n                                    Published <time class=\"published-datetime\" datetime=\"2026-01-05T14:25:41-08:00\"><br \/>\n               January 5, 2026<br \/>\n              2:25 PM PST<\/time>\n                                      <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div>\n<section id=\"cb-ac6c32dc248d2272e34602fd95561515\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-video-block canvas-video-block-permalink canvas-video-block--default canvas-block-is-first \">\n<div class=\"video-block\">\n<div class=\"ratio ratio-16x9\">\n<div id=\"video-player-bda7bf0b-769b-4873-8a77-593251cbef5b-574507211-image-holder\" class=\"ratio ratio-item video-block__image-holder\">\n     <button class=\"ratio-item icon-video--shadow video-block__icon\" id=\"video-player-bda7bf0b-769b-4873-8a77-593251cbef5b-574507211-play-btn\"><br \/>\n      <span class=\"visually-hidden\">Play video content<\/span><br \/>\n     <\/button><br \/>\n          <img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Deray\" loading=\"eager\" src=\"https:\/\/imagez.tmz.com\/image\/97\/16by9\/2026\/01\/05\/970633a235d848a89a644e6ee1387565_md.png\" alt=\"010526 deray davis kal\" width=\"728\" height=\"410\" class=\"img-fluid\"\/>\n         <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>          <span class=\"media-credit video-block__media-credit\">TMZ.com<\/span>\n     <\/div>\n<\/section>\n<p><!--\/#cb-ac6c32dc248d2272e34602fd95561515--><\/p>\n<section id=\"cb-0db627e20db6b10a3783bb9f44486e6a\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink canvas-text-block--default \" data-context=\"{&quot;section&quot;:&quot;permalink&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;text_block&quot;}\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmz.com\/people\/deray-davis\/\"><strong>DeRay Davis<\/strong><\/a> has a message for the fans who stole from his merch table at a recent show &#8230; something&#8217;s already missing from your house!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<p><!--\/#cb-0db627e20db6b10a3783bb9f44486e6a--><\/p>\n<section id=\"cb-2cb31a81ff3f83ad72364eadf7ed4c62\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink canvas-text-block--default \" data-context=\"{&quot;section&quot;:&quot;permalink&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;text_block&quot;}\">\n<p>The comedian joked with our cameraperson at LAX Monday that he had already exacted retribution from the thieves after they were caught on camera.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<p><!--\/#cb-2cb31a81ff3f83ad72364eadf7ed4c62--><\/p>\n<section id=\"cb-754eaf4455db1aad3882e1e0d8dbc854\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink canvas-text-block--default \" data-context=\"{&quot;section&quot;:&quot;permalink&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;text_block&quot;}\">\n<p>He kidded, &#8220;I know it&#8217;s one of my ex-girlfriends sent them. It felt too calculated.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<p><!--\/#cb-754eaf4455db1aad3882e1e0d8dbc854--><br \/>\n<a id=\"continued\" class=\"continued-anchor\"\/><\/p>\n<section id=\"cb-682f46441b7b711e9223baa2c969e687\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink canvas-text-block--default \" data-context=\"{&quot;section&quot;:&quot;permalink&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;text_block&quot;}\">\n<p>But in all seriousness, DeRay reasoned that the only reason someone would steal t-shirts with his face on them is if they were in dire straits.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<p><!--\/#cb-682f46441b7b711e9223baa2c969e687--><\/p>\n<section id=\"cb-30c7072110e8b3b69cea1f00ce22405d\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-video-block canvas-video-block-permalink canvas-video-block--default \">\n<div class=\"video-block\">\n<div class=\"ratio ratio-16x9\">\n<div id=\"video-player-e0b91de5-1aef-4b6b-9bd7-cb8eb216b745-689040513-image-holder\" class=\"ratio ratio-item video-block__image-holder\">\n     <button class=\"ratio-item icon-video--shadow video-block__icon\" id=\"video-player-e0b91de5-1aef-4b6b-9bd7-cb8eb216b745-689040513-play-btn\"><br \/>\n      <span class=\"visually-hidden\">Play video content<\/span><br \/>\n     <\/button><br \/>\n          <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/imagez.tmz.com\/image\/f3\/16by9\/2026\/01\/05\/f341f2dd45d94be3ba92b572a8a687b4_md.png\" alt=\"010526 deray davis merch kal2\" width=\"728\" height=\"410\" class=\"img-fluid\"\/>\n         <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/section>\n<p><!--\/#cb-30c7072110e8b3b69cea1f00ce22405d--><\/p>\n<section id=\"cb-5ae13c5c36001e82c5a6845aeaee36d0\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink canvas-text-block--default \" data-context=\"{&quot;section&quot;:&quot;permalink&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;text_block&quot;}\">\n<p>He told us, &#8220;I think we&#8217;re living in times where you have to find humor in it, because at the end of the day, if they didn&#8217;t need them, they probably wouldn&#8217;t have took them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<p><!--\/#cb-5ae13c5c36001e82c5a6845aeaee36d0--><\/p>\n<section id=\"cb-17999d5feb9dda2b9d5a0a7067d55593\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink canvas-text-block--default canvas-block-is-last \" data-context=\"{&quot;section&quot;:&quot;permalink&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;text_block&quot;}\">\n<p>He added, &#8220;Their kids are at home with my shirts on!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<p><!--\/#cb-17999d5feb9dda2b9d5a0a7067d55593--><\/p><\/div>\n<p> <br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2026\/01\/05\/deray-davis-merch-theft-jokes\/\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DeRay Davis Thieves Robbed My Merch Table&#8230; Somebody Check My Exes&#8217; Locations!!! 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