{"id":327198,"date":"2025-12-03T17:54:39","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T22:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/lily-allen-selling-butt-plugs-with-new-album-west-end-girl"},"modified":"2025-12-03T17:54:41","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T22:54:41","slug":"lily-allen-selling-butt-plugs-with-new-album-west-end-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/lily-allen-selling-butt-plugs-with-new-album-west-end-girl","title":{"rendered":"Lily Allen Promoting Butt Plugs With New Album 'West Finish Woman'"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Lily Allen<\/strong><\/a> <\/strong>is plugging her new album in an unusual way … she’s selling butt plugs that double as a USB drive containing her new tunes.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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The singer is hawking the sex toy-shaped electronics on her website for $34 a pop … and while it looks like a blue-and-white polka-dot butt plug, Lily says it’s really “a novelty USB device intended for data storage only.” Sure, Jan.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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Lily sings about finding butt plugs and other pleasure toys in her song “P***y Palace,” which is on the new album, and accuses her partner of using them — plus a treasure trove of other kinky items — to cheat on her.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n


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The lyrics go … “Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside \/ Hundreds of Trojans, you’re so f***ing broken \/ How’d I get caught up in your double life?”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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Lily’s album is chock full of scathing lyrics and cryptic messages that fans are convinced reference the unraveling of her marriage to “Stranger Things” star David Harbour<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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Lily and David separated earlier this year after 5 years of marriage.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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The website is getting loads of traffic … so it seems this is a hit.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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Lily gave out<\/strong><\/a> these same butt plug USB drives for free back in October during her album release party … and it seems that was just foreplay for this payday.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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