{"id":321648,"date":"2025-05-01T23:35:01","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T04:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/woman-arrested-for-pooping-on-car-hood-told-cops-it-was-a-clean-poop"},"modified":"2025-05-01T23:35:37","modified_gmt":"2025-05-02T04:35:37","slug":"woman-arrested-for-pooping-on-car-hood-told-cops-it-was-a-clean-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/woman-arrested-for-pooping-on-car-hood-told-cops-it-was-a-clean-poop","title":{"rendered":"Lady Arrested For Pooping On Automotive Hood Advised Cops 'It Was a Clear Poop'"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Pennsylvania woman cops say admitted to pooping on someone else’s car as part of a road rage incident apparently had a lot to say about the matter … police say she bragged about a clean poop that didn’t need toilet paper.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, the alleged ‘Delco Pooper’ Christina Solometo<\/strong> told police, “It was a clean poop, I didn’t even have to wipe”.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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Cops say Solometo was arrested Thursday … and we obtained her smiling mug shot.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n


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She allegedly dropped a deuce on the hood of another motorist’s car after being upset with their driving … and she’s now facing charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment and depositing waste on the highway.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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New video<\/strong><\/a> also shows Solometo being arrested by two officers … and police say they came to her home to pick her up after she admitted to being the ‘Delco Pooper.’<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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Cops say Solometo had a clear reason for pooping on the car hood … they say she told them the car’s owner called her a “fat bitch” and it made her angry … and she explained, “I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home.”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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