{"id":285496,"date":"2021-04-16T18:44:47","date_gmt":"2021-04-16T23:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/scary-tree-creature-reported-to-animal-control-turns-out-to-be-croissant"},"modified":"2021-04-16T18:44:54","modified_gmt":"2021-04-16T23:44:54","slug":"scary-tree-creature-reported-to-animal-control-turns-out-to-be-croissant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/scary-tree-creature-reported-to-animal-control-turns-out-to-be-croissant","title":{"rendered":"Scary Tree Creature Reported to Animal Control Turns Out to Be Croissant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Polish woman&#8217;s gotta be feeling pretty flaky about the panicked phone call she made to animal control to report a strange creature lurking in a tree &#8230; that turned out to be a pastry!!! Okay, before ya toast the concerned lady too much &#8230; take&hellip;<br \/>\n<br \/> <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2021\/04\/16\/woman-calls-animal-control-croissant-mystery-tree-animal\/\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Polish woman&#8217;s gotta be feeling pretty flaky about the panicked phone call she made to animal control to report a strange creature lurking in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1075,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1075"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}