{"id":280616,"date":"2020-08-20T06:34:12","date_gmt":"2020-08-20T11:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/40-of-the-funniest-microwave-fails"},"modified":"2020-08-20T06:34:24","modified_gmt":"2020-08-20T11:34:24","slug":"40-of-the-funniest-microwave-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/40-of-the-funniest-microwave-fails","title":{"rendered":"forty Of The Funniest Microwave Fails"},"content":{"rendered":"

Microwaves. They’re our best friends when we need popcorn for movie night and when we feel too lazy to cook a healthful banquet( that greasy lasagna from our neighbourhood gas station has really stolen our feelings ). But for some people, microwaves are problems wrap in riddles inside enigmas.<\/p>\n

When you use your microwave properly, everything’s dandy. But if you mess up … well, the consequences can be disastrous. Not to mention humorous! Bored Panda has mustered some of the funniest microwave flunks by not-so-smart parties to get your week off to a great start. So scroll down, upvote your fave tales, and remember–don’t make random crap in your microwave.<\/p>\n

Knowledge is influence. So we’ve likewise cooked a small list of tips about some of the less-obvious things that you shouldn’t put in your futuristic food-heating box.<\/p>\n

# 1 My Mom Microwaved Some Birdseed To Disinfect It Before Putting It In A Beanbag And Accidentally Made Tiny Popcorn\"700-page\"<\/p>\n

Image recognitions: xXBonerPrinceXx<\/a><\/p>\n

# 2 Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Minutes. The Office Was Filled With Black Smoke Burning People’s Eyes<\/p>\n

No-one could breathe. He basically maced the building. We were moved to the other end so we could keep working<\/p>\n

\"cooking<\/p>\n

Image approvals: StereoShayn<\/a><\/p>\n

# 3 He Forgot To Settle Water In His Cup O Noodles\"fails\"<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: themagicpotato<\/a><\/p>\n

To start things off, “youre supposed to” already knew this one, but you shouldn’t gave aluminum foil inside a microwave because it burns and erupts. In knowledge, don’t heat up any kind of metal.<\/p>\n

The same exits for paper bags which may release fumes and virus and might catch on fire.( Note how most things that shouldn’t be in microwaves burst into kindles ). Keep in imagination that popcorn crates have susceptors<\/a> in them, so it’s safe to use them. Yay, movie nights aren’t canceled! <\/p>\n

# 4 My Friend Opened Their Microwave And Couldn’t Figure Out What This Was. It Was A Forgotten Slice Of Pizza\"funny\"<\/p>\n

Image approvals: imgur.com<\/a><\/p>\n

# 5 My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me\"Human<\/p>\n

Image credits: missouriprincess<\/a><\/p>\n

# 6 I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $ 150 In Install Fees\"Jala\"<\/p>\n

Image credits: zingusdingus<\/a><\/p>\n

You should also never microwave plastic bags or styrofoam receptacles. You know, the ones that you get your take-away and leftover food in. They release damaging chemicals and you really don’t want to deal with the mess they leave behind.<\/p>\n

Nor should you put rain clothes inside to’ dry’ them out. It won’t work. Be smart–use a dryer. If you don’t have one, you’ll merely have to hang up your drapes and wait for them to dry the old fashioned way.<\/p>\n

# 7 When I Was 3-Years-Old I Decided To Put My Dad’s Brand New Cellphone In The Microwave<\/p>\n

He didn’t understand what I represented by “phone hot, daddy! Phone hot! ” until he went into the kitchen and encountered it full of cigarette. 17 years later, he still has it and refuses to let me live it down<\/p>\n

\"MA\"<\/p>\n

Image approvals: Jayus_YT<\/a><\/p>\n

# 8 I Have No Idea How This Happened. Cup Took Considerable Force To Get Back Down\"microwave\"<\/p>\n

Image credits: imgur.com<\/a><\/p>\n

# 9 Wife: “Are You Sure That Jalapeno Dip Container Is Microwaveable? ” Me, An Intellectual: “Of Course It Is.” Jalapeno Dip Container: \"microwave<\/p>\n

Image approvals: eyedontnowutimdoing<\/a><\/p>\n

Yes, yes, we know–microwaves are for food. But some food items have no place inside the machine. For example, if you were to applied, oh we don’t know, say a hard-boiled egg inside, it’s likely to explode .<\/a> And not in a pleasant “oh look, Ma, I accidentally offset savory clambered eggs without even trying” kind of way.<\/p>\n

The same threat runs for hot pepper. You might like spicy nutrient, but be sure to add those spices when you are make your meal out of the microwave. If they’re inside, they’ll heat up and will release something similar to a surge of pepper-spray when you open up the door. Great for warding off invaders if you’re starring in’ Home Alone.’ Bad for lunch at the office.<\/p>\n

#10 So Heard It Was Fine Putting Your Phone In The Microwave To Charge It. My Charger Broke Yesterday, My Battery Was Pretty Low So Thought I’d Give It A Go … This Happened\"technology\" #11 This Is What Happens When You Microwave Mcdonalds Fry For 30 Minutes( Instead Of 30 Seconds) \"700-page\"<\/p>\n

Image credits: hazasauras<\/a><\/p>\n

#12 My Daughter Took It Upon Herself To Microwave Some Syrup For Her Waffles … For 5 Minutes\"cooking<\/p>\n

Image approvals: WestTinLA<\/a><\/p>\n

So, dear Pandas, which microwave fail was your fave one? Did you learn anything brand-new about what not to heat up in microwaves? Do you have any microwave neglects of your own to share with us? Share your thoughts with us in the comments! <\/p>\n

#13 $5000 Canadian After Someone Using The Microwave To Disinfect It\"fails\"<\/p>\n

Image approvals: jdk<\/a><\/p>\n

#14 This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Kid To Make His Own Snack. So He Microwaves An Egg For 11 Minutes\"funny\"<\/p>\n

Image approvals: jybc2 009<\/a><\/p>\n

#15 My Friend’s Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster\"Human<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: NotKay<\/a><\/p>\n

#16 What Happens If You Microwave A Spoon\"Jala\"<\/p>\n

Image recognitions: AnthonyEclipse<\/a><\/p>\n

#17 Left My Fork In The Microwave Today\"MA\"<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: usagisailor<\/a><\/p>\n

#18 Goodbye Everyone. It’s Been Good Knowing You\"microwave\"<\/p>\n

Image approvals: Hot_Karl_Rove<\/a><\/p>\n

#19 A Friend’s Client Paid Him In Cash. He Put The Cash In The Microwave To Kill Tracing Of Coronavirus\"microwave<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: pepesilvia1 89<\/a><\/p>\n

#20 A Guest Put It In The Hotel Microwave To Give It “A Quick Charge.” Fire Alarm Followed\"technology\"<\/p>\n

Image recognitions: reddit.com<\/a><\/p>\n

#21 Just Going To Heat Up Some Coffee In The Microwave. Tried To Grab It. Tried To Pour It. What The. Well Damn\"700-page\"<\/p>\n

Image recognitions: phchamp<\/a><\/p>\n

#22 Hope, This Helped\"cooking<\/p>\n

Image credits: nopantsmorton<\/a><\/p>\n

#23 I Tried To Microwave A Sandwich And There Is A Great difference Between 4 And 5 Minutes\"fails\"<\/p>\n

Image credits: rileynebush<\/a><\/p>\n

#24 Life Pro Tip: Even If Your Boiled Egg Is A Bit Underdone, Don’t Put It In The Microwave\"funny\"<\/p>\n

Image credits: UncleArthur<\/a><\/p>\n

#25 If You Were Wondering What Happens When You Put Foil In The Microwave\"Human<\/p>\n

Image credits: thaconman<\/a><\/p>\n

#26 Brownie Out Of A Cup – Level: Hiroshima\"Jala\"<\/p>\n

Image recognitions: hansworschd<\/a><\/p>\n

#27 Someone Brought These Bills To The Bank They Tried To Sanitize In A Microwave\"MA\"<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: Jamaisfaux<\/a><\/p>\n

#28 My Friend’s Kids Decided To Microwave Crayola Markers\"microwave\"<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: robmx<\/a><\/p>\n

#29 My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Mins And Not 75 Secs\"microwave<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: lifewontwait8 6<\/a><\/p>\n

#30 Cooking Everyone Breakfast When The Glass From The Microwave Door Unexpectedly Fell Out\"technology\"<\/p>\n

Image recognitions: nursethalia<\/a><\/p>\n

#31 Tomato Soup Disaster\"700-page\"<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: AmeliaAngelea<\/a><\/p>\n

#32 Why Would You Even Want To Heat Cheetos? \"cooking<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: lilliegrace1 2<\/a><\/p>\n

#33 Attempted One Of Those Microwave Mug Cakes. Looks, Uh, Less Than Appetizing\"fails\"<\/p>\n

Image approvals: best_cricket<\/a><\/p>\n

#34 Last Night’s Dinner Started Out With A Bang, But I Cleaned It Up Bought Another Squash And Tried Again\"funny\"<\/p>\n

Image approvals: shirleyallenwilson<\/a><\/p>\n

#35 My Little Sister Accidentally Microwaved A Bagel For Ten Minutes\"Human<\/p>\n

Image recognitions: Iddelgado<\/a><\/p>\n

#36 Forgot To Add Water To My Microwave Mac N Cheese\"Jala\"<\/p>\n

Image approvals: stopatredlights<\/a><\/p>\n

#37 Another Case Of Someone Microwaving Money To “Sanitize It”<\/p>\n

I work at a bank. We are still open through the drive up. Someone literally microwaved their money to “Sanitize it” and mail it to us to deposit into their account….I can’t. They said “I’m sure some of it isn’t usable but whatever you can deposit into my note, satisfy do.”<\/p>\n

\"MA\"<\/p>\n

Image credits: Shanna Leigh Kilchesky<\/a><\/p>\n

#38 So, Apparently You Shouldn’t Microwave Spaghetti Squash\"microwave\"<\/p>\n

Image recognitions: oozabooza<\/a><\/p>\n

#39 So I Guess It’s Not Microwave Safe. Veggies Were Still Good Though\"microwave<\/p>\n

Image ascribes: Christie_Witt<\/a><\/p>\n

#40 My High Brain Learned That Container Get Hot In The Microwave\"technology\"<\/p>\n

Image recognitions: YawpTheDayAway<\/a><\/p>\n

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