{"id":224188,"date":"2019-12-19T19:43:10","date_gmt":"2019-12-20T00:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/aap-rocky-responds-to-leaked-sex-tape-with-penis-lawyer-joke"},"modified":"2019-12-19T19:43:20","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T00:43:20","slug":"aap-rocky-responds-to-leaked-sex-tape-with-penis-lawyer-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/aap-rocky-responds-to-leaked-sex-tape-with-penis-lawyer-joke","title":{"rendered":"A$AP Rocky Responds to Leaked Sex Tape with Penis Lawyer Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"post-134815\">\n<header class=\"entry-header\">        \t\t<!-- .entry-meta --><br \/>\n        \t<\/header>\n<p><!-- .entry-header --><\/p>\n<div class=\"entry-content\" readability=\"29.7358490566\">\n\t\t<!-- adman_adcode_beginning --><\/p>\n<div readability=\"51.5675105485\">\n<section id=\"cb-d2053e1b87c6687265934d23bc70f2a6\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-image-block canvas-image-block-permalink canvas-block-is-first \">\n<div class=\"image-block\">\n              <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-fluid img-aspect-auto\" src=\"https:\/\/etrafficlane.com\/newline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/AAP-Rocky-Responds-to-Leaked-Sex-Tape-with-Penis-Lawyer-Joke.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><span class=\"media-credit image-block__media-credit\">TMZ.com<\/span>\n                  <\/div>\n<\/section>\n<section id=\"cb-cdab1af9c5636d5d14675082712214f2\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink \" readability=\"29.282208589\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmz.com\/people\/a-ap-rocky\/\"><strong>A$AP Rocky<\/strong><\/a>\u2018s addressing a leaked sex tape clip allegedly featuring him with another woman in the best way possible \u2014 by being really funny \u2026 and a little cocky.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<section id=\"cb-4cae21ba2c501f35a9ae08c5ec4cf75c\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink \" readability=\"35\">\n<p>The naughty clip began making the rounds Thursday and going viral for obvious reasons, but also because folks seem to be a little disappointed in Rocky\u2019s \u2026 uh, performance.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<section id=\"cb-bd346b878fc6374f625d6f059912e873\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-image-block canvas-image-block-permalink \">\n<div class=\"image-block\">\n              <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-fluid img-aspect-auto\" src=\"https:\/\/etrafficlane.com\/newline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1576801762_995_AAP-Rocky-Responds-to-Leaked-Sex-Tape-with-Penis-Lawyer-Joke.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><\/div>\n<\/section>\n<section id=\"cb-b9324820299aafe3fc53ef5404b45975\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink \" readability=\"35\">\n<p>Well, the rapper responded in a big way, saying he and his penis woke up to the \u201calarming disturbance\u201d of the leaked sex vid \u2026 then went to bat for Lil\u2019 Rocky.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<section id=\"cb-fb45bca3f42047d7c6cad288756f2a76\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink \" readability=\"33\">\n<p>He says as the defense attorney for his dong, \u201cWE\u2019RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE P***Y.\u201d A$AP adds there\u2019s a long list of satisfied women who\u2019ll back him up.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<section id=\"cb-24afde5e9c95bac0c96e071336237869\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink \" readability=\"31\">\n<p>He also seems to find it funny that there\u2019s a lot of judgmental folks out there who\u2019ve never had sex with him rating his sex skills based on a minute and a half clip.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<section id=\"cb-774df04b7ff9751d57977b70f0a3641f\" class=\"canvas-block canvas-block-permalink canvas-text-block canvas-text-block-permalink canvas-block-is-last \" readability=\"29\">\n<p>Not sure he\u2019s really laughing about it \u2026 but we\u2019re certainly laughing at his tweet.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2019\/12\/19\/asap-rocky-sex-tape-response-penis-defense-attorney-joke-tweet\/\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- adman_adcode_after --><\/p>\n<p class=\"dpsp-share-text\">Sharing is caring!<\/p>\n<p class=\"gasd_author\"><a href=\"https:\/\/etrafficlane.com\/newline\/about-me\" rel=\"author\" title=\"Profile for Dalelorenzo Johnson\">Profile for Dalelorenzo Johnson<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!-- .entry-content --><\/p>\n<footer class=\"entry-footer\"><span class=\"cat-links\">Posted in <a href=\"https:\/\/etrafficlane.com\/newline\/category\/categorized\/news\" rel=\"category tag\">News<\/a><\/span>\t<\/footer>\n<p><!-- .entry-footer --><\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/etrafficlane.com\/newline\/aap-rocky-responds-to-leaked-sex-tape-with-penis-lawyer-joke\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TMZ.com A$AP Rocky\u2018s addressing a leaked sex tape clip allegedly featuring him with another woman in the best way possible \u2014 by being really funny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-224188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=224188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=224188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=224188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=224188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}