{"id":163767,"date":"2019-06-08T03:46:37","date_gmt":"2019-06-08T08:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/the-road-rage-coloring-book-color-away-your-frustration-and-leave-memos-on-the-windshields-of-shitty-drivers"},"modified":"2019-06-08T03:46:46","modified_gmt":"2019-06-08T08:46:46","slug":"the-road-rage-coloring-book-color-away-your-frustration-and-leave-memos-on-the-windshields-of-shitty-drivers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/the-road-rage-coloring-book-color-away-your-frustration-and-leave-memos-on-the-windshields-of-shitty-drivers","title":{"rendered":"The Road Rage Coloring Book: Color Away Your Frustration and Leave Memos on the Windshields of Shitty Drivers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n\t\t<!-- adman_adcode_beginning --><!-- \/adman_adcode_beginning --><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"amazon\" alt=\"amazon\" src=\"https:\/\/images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/61XlgMR0wSL.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/aws\/cart\/add.html?AssociateTag=dalelorenzo01-20&amp;ASIN.1=1946449962&amp;Quantity.1=1&amp;SubscriptionId=AKIAIXDFBWFV5IXYF4LQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> buy now <\/a><\/p>\n<p>$3.99<\/p>\n<p><b>Special 60% off sale for a limited time \u00e2\u20ac\u201d only $3.99<\/b> <\/p>\n<p> Do you ever feel like screaming obscenities at certain drivers when you\u2019re on the road? I mean, I <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/estore\/wonder\/\">wonder<\/a> sometimes\u2026 are they waiting for a particular shade of green? Have they run out of blinker fluid? (Did they really just f*cking beep at me!) <\/p>\n<p> From the bestselling creator of <i>F*ck Off, I\u2019m Coloring!<\/i> and <i>Memos to Shitty People<\/i>, comes the world\u2019s first <b>Road Rage Coloring Book<\/b>. Featuring over 40 hilarious coloring pages, each one with a special memo to shitty drivers, including phrases such as: <\/p>\n<p> \u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Stop signs aren\u2019t optional, douche canoe!<br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Calm your tits, and stay in your lane!<br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Turn signals are not f*cking decoration<br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Fiddling f*ck, would you just drive!<br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Any closer and we\u2019re going to need a condom\u2026<br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 My dog drives better than you.<br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 The horn blows, does the driver? <\/p>\n<p> Suffice it to say, you\u2019ll be having plenty of laughs as you color in these 42 irreverent pages, each one filled with beautiful doodle designs to calm your road-induced frustration. <\/p>\n<p> Oh, and should you happen to surreptitiously leave a page or two on someone\u2019s windshield? <\/p>\n<p> I won\u2019t tell. Promise! <\/p>\n<p> <b><i>About the Author<\/i><\/b> <\/p>\n<p> In 2016, James Alexander published one of the first swear word coloring <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/estore\/tag\/books\/\">books<\/a> in the world. Two of his books, <i>Release Your Anger<\/i> and <i>Memos to Shitty People<\/i>, both reached #1 on the Amazon bestseller list. <\/p>\n<p> In 2017, James is back with a brand new, first-of-its-kind book, <i>The Road Rage Coloring Book<\/i>. <\/p>\n<p> View all of his books by visiting <b>swearybook.com\/books<\/b> <\/p>\n<p> See the latest news from James at <b>swearybook.com<\/b><\/p>\n<p><!-- adman_adcode_after --><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/adman_adcode_after --><\/p>\n<p id=\"bte_opp\"><small>Republished by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogtrafficexchange.com\/old-post-promoter\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Blog Post Promoter<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p><!-- relpost-thumb-wrapper --><!-- close relpost-thumb-wrapper -->\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/estore\/the-road-rage-coloring-book-color-away-your-frustration-and-leave-memos-on-the-windshields-of-shitty-drivers\/\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>buy now $3.99 Special 60% off sale for a limited time \u00e2\u20ac\u201d only $3.99 Do you ever feel like screaming obscenities at certain drivers when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-163767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etrafficlane.com\/60dollarmiracle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}