Climate confessions: Elizabeth Warren will fly you out simply to have a beer together with her

Posted On Oct 14, 2019 By admin With Comments Off

It was only yesterday when NBC News slapped up a website where viewers could anonymously leave their “climate confessions” — transgressions against the environment in the categories of plastics, paper, food waste, energy, meat, and transportation. “I sleep with the air conditioner on year-round and justify it to myself by recycling,” writes one sinner.

But back in July, Elizabeth Warren wanted to have a beer with you and a friend — if she could ever find a break from all those selfies — and she even offered to pay for your airfare to catch that beer. That doesn’t seem very responsible use of air travel.

Every so often while I’m traveling around the country, I’ll have someone come up to me and say, “I’d love to grab a beer with you.” Well, here’s your chance. Chip in now to be automatically entered and, if you win, we’ll fly you and a friend out to grab a drink with me.

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) July 28, 2019

Flying people out just to have a beer is pretty damn irresponsible, don't you think? https://t.co/fFq4MyZm8D

— BT (@back_ttys) September 19, 2019

Well, it is, but people are just coming up to her all the time and saying they’d love to have a beer with her.

Nobody ever said that

— Heliophobe (@Heliophobe30) September 14, 2019

Nobody says that.

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 19, 2019

Alex, I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $2000.

— FREE STUFF 2020… (@Next__Pope) September 11, 2019

Define every so often…….NEVER?

— Rich Bertino (@RichBertino) September 19, 2019

Do you really think they wanted to PAY to have a beer with you? Sheeesh

— Independent Woman (@hoopsmom) September 15, 2019

The pandering has become vomit inducing.

— Mean-Deplorable Jay (@jay6018) September 12, 2019

Second place is you have to have two beers with her.

— #That’sTrue (@PaulWDrake) September 11, 2019

No thanks, I think Im Having a root canal that day.

— Lynda Bell (@mlb343) September 18, 2019

Not even if Jesus was pouring

— Will BearanyBurdenPayanyPrice (@IndyLiberty) September 11, 2019

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— Joe Messer (@Joe_Messer) September 17, 2019

Or some psychotic medications…. or whatever

— Curious Jorge (@Forsolace) September 18, 2019

Rather than have a beer with you it's time to just #WalkAway.

— Walter Martos (@walterm3607) September 18, 2019

I think I'm gonna get me a beer? Such a pandering fake.

— Eileen Dowie (@DowieEileen) September 19, 2019

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— Sean Robbins (@SeanRob76716182) September 19, 2019

I clicked this only to cost you money

— Alan Parham (@ParhamAlan) September 19, 2019

I'm gonna pass on the beer, but I know you feel strongly about making sure asylum seekers receive benefits, so you can just leave me the keys to your house while you're campaigning and I'll make myself at home. I need asylum, in your house.

— Every Doggo Knows (@EveryDoggoKnows) September 17, 2019

— Jesus Is Lord (@rj69269) September 18, 2019

Every so often while your traveling do you ever have somebody come up to you and say, I'd love to go buffalo hunting with you and share the fresh tongue of a young bull calf?

— Turns Out I Was Right About Everything (@TenxbetterAdams) September 19, 2019

Just repay the grants you got for faking heritage.

— Joe_Jones (@JoeJone25167034) September 18, 2019

Keep in mind, this is Elizabeth Warren before she’s had a couple of beers:

Your Next President! Elizabeth Warren!

Nope, not seeing it. pic.twitter.com/pLyu9ueipy

— Daxton Brown (@daxtonbrown) September 19, 2019

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